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The No Asshole Rule: Building a Civilized Workplace and Surviving One That Isn't
The No Asshole Rule is a New York Times, Wall Street Journal, USA Today and Business Week bestseller It won a Quill Award for the top business book of 2007, and was recently chosen as one of audible com's top picks as well..
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The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks
Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding:

- How a five-dollar date can get you laid
- How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack
- Where you’ll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning
- How to trick a woman into thinking you’re classy, even if you have holes in your underwear
- Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures
- How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave
- Why it’s possible to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbor’s hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day
- And much more

The Complete A**hole’s Guide isn’t like all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market; it doesn’t cover issues like romance, love, and finding Miss Right. So, if that’s what you’re looking for, there are plenty of other books you can hide under your skirt as you skip out of the store. This book is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you’re sorry . . . EVER AGAIN!

We’ll take you from the day you’re born to the day you die and show you how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a man’s life. By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, we’ll show you why the flawed chick psyche causes them to continuously fall for the a**hole, no matter how many times they get burned.

If you’re not interested, that’s fine. We’re sure there are ballet classes you need to attend before your wine and cheese party. However, if you are ready, then grab a six-pack, order a pizza, and get your hand out of your pants because you’re about to read the most perverse, sadistic, and hysterical relationship book ever written. Enjoy!
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Price: $8.25 [Notify me when price goes down.]


Asshole: How I Got Rich & Happy by Not Giving a Damn About Anyone & How You Can, Too

Nice guys, pushovers, soft-touches and suckers:

Tired of being walked all over?
When the waiter brings you something you didn’t order, do you assume he knows best?
Are you ready to demand the respect you deserve?

Martin Kihn doesn’t care what your answers are, because of course you need this book. Watch and learn as this one-time softy transforms himself into a lean, mean a-hole machine.

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Price: $7.99 [Notify me when price goes down.]


Asshole No More (The Asshole Saga, Volume 1)
Until recently, it was impossible to find anyone who would take the disease of assholism seriously. Author X. Crement, M.D. corrects this omission with this encyclopedic introduction to the problems of assholism. Written primarily to help recovering assholes become decent human beings once again, A**holes No More has become an underground bestseller. It has been used in police training schools, alcholic recovery programs, and much more..
Price: $7.35 [Notify me when price goes down.]


Asshole: How I Got Rich & Happy by Not Giving a Damn about Anyone and How You Can, Too
Marty Kihn was the nicest guy in the worlduntil he got fed up with always coming in last. On the day he turned forty, he set out to transform himself from Beta Male to Alpha Male to a jerk..
Price: $18.14 [Notify me when price goes down.]


Assholes
Our forefathers "Pledged their Lives, their Fortunes, and their Sacred Honor" to "Secure the Blessings of Liberty for Themselves and their Posterity", to provide a better life for us, people living more than two hundred years after they are gone. What an amazing thing! They put their lives on the line for people who would be living two hundred years into the future! And what are we doing today for our children, our grandchildren, and the generations to follow us?

We are overpopulating their world; burning up irreplaceable resources; polluting the land, the water, and the air; destroying the forests; driving other species to extinction; promoting dogma over science and reason; continuing to foster intolerance for anyone different from ourselves; solving disputes with bombs and destruction; creating a nation that does not manufacture anything; and building a mountain of debt for future generations to repay!

So I sat down and wrote a book expressing my opinions regarding some of the things that I believe we as a society should be doing to improve life for ourselves and for those future generations. I don't expect that everyone will agree with all of my opinions. I don't expect that anyone will agree with all of my opinions. I expect that many people will want to tell me to take all of my stinking opinions and shove them back where the sun don't shine. But everyone should give some serious consideration to topics that they deem important to society and should form well reasoned opinions as to what they think should be done about them. I hope this book helps to stimulate that effort..
Price: $13.39 [Notify me when price goes down.]


Assholes Forever (The Asshole Saga, Volume 2)
Dr. Crement examines the most serious and contagious types of assholism, including the bully asshole, the know-it-all asshole, the whining asshole, the mule asshole, the sucking asshole, the slimy asshole, the festering asshole, and the victim asshole. He then goes on to describe "cosmic assholes"--people who believe they are on a mission to share assholism with all of the rest of us: politically correct assholes, green assholes, assholes who hate too much, and free lunch assholes..
Price: $15.99 [Notify me when price goes down.]


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