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The Inappropriate Baby Book: Gross and Embarrassing Memories from Baby's First Year
Any parent who's been through the rigors of an infant invasion knows that the real poop, er, scoop, rarely gets recorded in those precious little keepsake books. After all, those books don't cover all the really gross and fascinating stuff that makes parents laugh, scream, and scratch their heads. The Inappropriate Baby Book, however, has the good stuff covered. A real baby book for real parents, The Inappropriate Baby Book offers a unique and hysterical way to commemorate those decidedly non-Kodak moments that compose the better part of the newborn experience. Herein, you'll find room to record such facts as:You were introduced to a rectal thermometer on this day: _______.The first person you peed on was _______.Your mom was embarrassed by breast leakage in the following places: _________.Your first poop happened on this day: _______, and was this color: _________.Now, that's the kind of information that should not be lost to posterity!Sure, babies are cute, but they are also stinky, sticky, soggy, and otherwise inappropriate. So don't sugarcoat the story-let The Inappropriate Baby Book help you tell it like it really is.The book includes an envelope affixed to the last page so that an inappropriate memento can be saved forever. (Or at least until the little angel's prom night!).
Price: $7.48
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The Teen Girl's Gotta-Have-It Guide to Embarrassing Moments: How to Survive Life's Cringe-Worthy Situations! (Teen Girl's Gotta-Have-It Guides)
Oh, we’ve all had those moments The boy you like walks in...just when you’re telling your BFF how cute he is! You’re presenting a report to the class...then you realize you’re trailing tp on your shoe! You dive into a pool...and come up without your bikini top! Instead of wishing the earth would open up and swallow you whole, get The Girl’s Gotta-Have-It Guide to Embarrassing Moments. This handy survival guide, packed with great advice and fun quizzes, shows girls how to get through those cringe-worthy situations with style and self-confidence. Family fiascos, school slip-ups, boy bloopers, body blunders, fashion faux pas, travel travesties, and miscellaneous mishaps can all be handled with aplomb...and a little help from author Jessica Blatt as she shows readers how to approach life with humor, health, and happiness. .
Price: $3.99
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More Anguished English: an Expose of Embarrassing Excruciating, and Egregious Errors in English
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Amelia's Most Unforgettable Embarrassing Moments (Amelia)
A Note from the Author -- Amelia!"I don't know what's worse -- sharing a dorm with girls I don't know or sharing one with a girl I know too well -- my sister, Cleo. This school trip is a major lesson in embarrassment!" -- Me, Amelia
Notes from Amelia's Fans:"Amelia is getting older and she is going through the same things as my friends and I. Maybe you would not be embarrassed to write about that stuff..." (I'm blushing, but still writing...) -- Vanesa, age 13 "I started to have my own notebook, and my problems were fixed like presto!"(Hooray! Here's to notebook power!) -- Isabella.
Price: $3.02
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Following Jesus Without Embarrassing God
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Brazilian Waxes, Lazy Ovaries, and Outrageous Orgasms: Embarrassing Questions and Sassy Answers on Women's Sexual Health
This up-to-date, extremely honest and sassy book demystifies the workings of the female body and reveals everything a woman needs to know about her sexual health. Brazilian Waxes, Hellacious Cramps, and Outrageous Orgasms presents questions that many women find too embarrassing to ask their doctor (or even their girlfriends). The author then offers disarming, sometimes funny answers written as if the author was a close girlfriend. While the author's writing style may be light and chatty, she has spoken with leading health experts, read countless medical journals, and deciphered stacks of studies to provide the smartest sexual health advice possible. There are detailed techniques for better, longer sex; helpful suggestions for specific medical conditions; questionnaires to test one's sexual knowledge; facts and tips; and practical advice and useful resources. .
Price: $1.10
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Kill Duck Before Serving: Red Faces at The New York Times: A Col of the Newspaper's Most Interesting, Embarrassing and Off-Beat Corrections
That's Fit to Print""All the NewsOn June 21, 1950, the front page slogan appeared like this. By the time the error was noticed, it was too late to correct it that day. But it was corrected, in a manner of speaking, the next day and every day thereafter Even Homer nods. Some mistakes are careless oversights while others are genuine howlers. This irresistible collection of notable errors from the pages of The New York Times includes everything from gross historical inaccuracies, glaring misidentifications, and disastrous recipes to a wide range of inexplicable, unsupportable boners. Kill Duck Before Serving is a quirky selection of all the corrections fit to print by one of our most esteemed newspapers. March 11, 1975 In yesterday's issue, The New York Times did not report on riots in Milan and the subsequent murder of the lay religious reformer Erlembald. These events took place in 1075, the year given in the dateline under the nameplate on Page 1. The Times regrets both incidents. April 7, 1995 Because of a transcription error, an article about Senator Alfonse M. D'Amato's remarks about Judge Lance A. Ito misquoted the Senator at one point. In his conversation with the radio host Don Imus, he said: "I mean, this is a disgrace. Judge Ito will be well known." He did not say, "Judge Ito with the wet nose." October 22, 2000 An article about Ivana Trump and her spending habits misstated the number of bras she buys. It is two dozen black, two dozen beige and two dozen white, not two thousand of each. July 14, 1985 A report misidentified the document on which John Hancock put his famous prominent signature. It was the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. .
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