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The Inappropriate Baby Book: Gross and Embarrassing Memories from Baby's First Year
Any parent who's been through the rigors of an infant invasion knows that the real poop, er, scoop, rarely gets recorded in those precious little keepsake books. After all, those books don't cover all the really gross and fascinating stuff that makes parents laugh, scream, and scratch their heads. The Inappropriate Baby Book, however, has the good stuff covered. A real baby book for real parents, The Inappropriate Baby Book offers a unique and hysterical way to commemorate those decidedly non-Kodak moments that compose the better part of the newborn experience. Herein, you'll find room to record such facts as:You were introduced to a rectal thermometer on this day: _______.The first person you peed on was _______.Your mom was embarrassed by breast leakage in the following places: _________.Your first poop happened on this day: _______, and was this color: _________.Now, that's the kind of information that should not be lost to posterity!Sure, babies are cute, but they are also stinky, sticky, soggy, and otherwise inappropriate. So don't sugarcoat the story-let The Inappropriate Baby Book help you tell it like it really is.The book includes an envelope affixed to the last page so that an inappropriate memento can be saved forever. (Or at least until the little angel's prom night!).
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201 Ways to Deal With Difficult People (Quick-Tip Survival Guides)
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Inappropriate Men (Red Dress Ink)
"Don't get me wrong. There was -- there is -- much love between my husband and me. We aren't miserable, we just aren't happy. And we aren't really together that much -- it didn't used to seem to matter. But it's starting to matter. It's starting to matter very much indeed."With her marriage spiraling toward divorce, sexually confident and unapologetically sized-24 Sidney Stein finds herself drawn into an illicit affair with Geoffrey Fahl -- not only married and twenty years her senior, but also her father's business partner. Perilously close to falling in love with this man who is so very wrong for her and knowing there's no future in the relationship, Sidney decides it's time to turn her life around. Newly separated from her husband, Sidney dives into the dating pool. And after more than a dozen dates, a disastrous transitional guy and reconnecting with a high school crush, she can't help but wonder if it might not just be easier to let herself drown. But just as she stops looking for the ideal man, someone else arrives . . .and he might just be everything she never knew she always wanted. Experience the love, joy and heartbreak of Sidney Stein in Stacey Ballis's debut novel. Neither pat nor predictable, Inappropriate Men is laugh-out-loud funny without compromising intelligence..
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Inappropriate Random: Stories on Sex and Love (Live Girls)
Editor Amy Prior explains, "For the single girl ... relationships are becoming a much trickier business, fraught with complications and confusions previous generations probably never could have predicted. The outcome: there are now fewer ground rules in love. The moral: we just have to make them." In one story, the narrator is "aghast" when a man she doesn't know thanks her for sleeping with him. In another, a woman sends her resume for a girlfriend position-and withstands multiple rounds of interviews. Another pursues a one-night stand across the Atlantic. There's the strictly casual arrangement, the necrophile, and the chatroom romance. Well beyond the rosy chicklit stereotypes, these stories show how pleasure and chaos make strange bedfellows. The collection includes stories by Lynne Tillman, whose novel No Lease on Life was a New York Times Notable Book of the Year; Bonnie Greer, who has written plays for the stage in Chicago, New York, and London; Elizabeth Graver, whose stories have appeared in Best American Short Stories; and several other award-winning writers. .
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