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The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-Diagnosis for Hypochondriacs
As a hypochondriac, you've had to satisfy your need for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses until now. Dedicated entirely to your unique perspective on health, this revolutionary book outlines the world's worst maladies, conveniently organized according to your symptoms (real or imagined). You're going to die of something--why not choose an ailment that's rare and hard to pronounce?.
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Knock Knock Who's There: My First Book Of Knock Knock Jokes
Pull back the flaps and find out each hilarious punch line in this classic collection of knock-knock jokes!

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Price: $4.19 [Notify me when price goes down.]



Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

 “Who’s there?” is the best set up line in comedy history Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow–jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.

This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips—which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock–knocks ever invented.

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Knock ‘em Dead 2009: The Ultimate Job Search Guide (Knock 'em Dead)
Praised by the Financial Times, the Wall Street Journal, and USA Today as one of the best career books on the market, this book is better than ever in this timely 2009 edition It includes updated information on Internet resources for job searching, networking, and company research. The 2009 edition contains a lot of new information: fresh examples of interview types; up-to-the-minute strategies to make applicants stand out from the crowd; new examples of what questions interviewers ask and the best answers to give, and more! This book gives readers all the tools they need to make a dynamic, lasting impression. In today’s competitive world, this is the book job seekers need to get the job they want..
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Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase “Are we there yet?”...the words “Knock, Knock,” of course.

Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together

Knock, Knock

Who’s There?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive to tell knock-knock jokes.

Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.

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How to Traumatize Your Children (Self-Hurt)
While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance in doing so deliberately and effectively Don't leave your most important job to instinct and gut reactions. Whether you want to traumatize your children with the same techniques your parents used, or you prefer to choose an entirely new approach, this book will show you the way!

Learn how to:

*Determine your traumatizing type

*Cultivate your children's resentment

*Give your children enough material to write a memoir someday

*Defend your choices against others who've opted to traumatize differently

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Price: $6.80 [Notify me when price goes down.]



The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book: Jokes Guaranteed To Leave Your Friends In Stitches (Everything Kids Series)
Guaranteed to leave you in stitches!

Knock knock! Who's there? Thea. Thea who? Thea later!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex plain later!

Knock knock! Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me!

If you can't resist shouting out "Who's there?" on cue, The Everything(r) Kids Knock Knock Book is for you! Features hilarious sections such as:

  • Once Upon a Knock Knock
  • When Fun Comes a Knockin'
  • Tied Up in Knocks Knocks
  • Knock Knock Your Socks Off
  • Who's That Knockin'?

    Packed full of puzzles, games, and activities, The Everything(r) Kids' Knock Knock Book proves that laughter really is the best medicine!.
    Price: $3.98 [Notify me when price goes down.]



  • Knock-Out Blackjack: The Easiest Card-Counting System Ever Devised
    Revolutionary card-counting system for blackjack. All you need to know is how to add and subtract by one. Expanded second edition is easier to understand, learn, and use..
    Price: $17.95 [Notify me when price goes down.]


    Delivering Knock Your Socks Off Service (Knock Your Socks Off Series)
    Today’s customers are smarter and more demanding -- and with so many choices available, repeat business is at greater risk than ever before. The fourth edition of this customer service bestseller still delivers the proven Knock Your Socks Off formula, and has been updated with all new techniques that will help anyone successfully work with even the most difficult customers. Featuring brand-new chapters on important topics such as understanding cultural and generational differences in customers, plus fresh anecdotes and never-before-seen illustrations by cartoonist John Bush, this indispensable guide shows readers how to create a true and lasting "Service Advantage." Written in the same accessible and humorous style that made this book a classic, the new edition provides tips and strategies to help readers:

    * meet customers’ expectations and satisfy their needs
    * become easy to do business with
    * determine the right times to bend or break the rules
    * become fantastic fixers and powerful problem-solvers
    * cope effectively with "customers from hell."

    Extensively updated and expanded, the best-selling front-line customer service book ever published is now even better..
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    Knock Me Off My Feet
    Autumn Adams never planned to follow in her mother's footsteps as Chicago's answer to Martha Stewart--she can't cook, doesn't clean, and would rather play soccer than discuss the joys of white bathtub grout. Then some lunatic starts sending her threats in the mail and Audie finds herself under the protection of simmering, sexy Detective Stacey Quinn, a man determined to examine her every nook, cranny, and ex-boyfriend in his effort to find the stalker. A disarming combination of macho cop and sweet charmer, Quinn is hard to resist. But with Audie's bad luck at finding and holding on to Mr. Right, she think it's best to keep her distance...

    Quinn soon discovers that the real Audie is an alluring blend of fantasy babe and tender-hearted female all wrapped up in what he can only hope is leopard-print underwear. She's not what he's always pictured for himself, but could she be everything he'll ever need?

    Digging through Audie's many layers could turn out to be the hottest, craziest, sexiest bit of detective work Quinn has ever attempted...if it doesn't kill him first.
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