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Idjit Galoot has a problem He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him. "Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed" is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog that he loves. Along the way, Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape..
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There are a lot of things Alyssa Peyton once had. She once had a prolific and lucrative career as a leading actress in a slew of low-budget horror films. She once had a loving relationship with her producer/director husband, Peter. She once had fans and a dedicated following. All of this has vanished in the blink of an eye. Now, Alyssa has acquired a serious problem with both substance and alcohol abuse. She possesses a strong sense of self-loathing that seems to intensify every day. She has also found a new friend in devoted teenage fan, Taryn. Watching her life crumble and deteriorate, Alyssa knows it is up to her to make things right. With the help of Taryn, she begins a string of brutal and sadistic murders, all in the name of a twisted form of retribution. It is up to an aging detective to stop them before the body count rises. But will Alyssa stop him first?.
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Title: Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked, and Spewed.(Book review)
Author: Leslie Granier
Publication:MBR Bookwatch (Magazine/Journal)
Date: January 1, 2008
Publisher: Thomson Gale
Page: NA

Article Type: Book review

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Author, Violet Monday, gives birth to, Blood Splattered on the Paper, a book which offers a truly unique approach to poetry that reflects on life's utter most difficulties, pains, and pleasures With a focus on a various array of different types of narratives, insights, and short stories that involve laughter, drama, murder, humor, love, inspiration, and much more. Violet Monday vividly captures your heart, mind, body, and soul through these urban style poems which tend to make the reader laugh while at the same time ponder the meaning of life. You be the judge The publication of Blood Splattered on the Paper in conjunction with Lulu (www.lulu.com), the world's fastest-growing provider of print-on-demand books, is bound to become a best seller. This book is a must read Link to view first few poems: http: //blog.myspace.com/violetmonday.
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