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X-Rated Shots: More than 50 Shots We Dare You to Say Out Loud (Running Press Miniature Editions)
It's more than just the alcohol that gives these shot recipes that extra kick! With names that range from the merely suggestive to the downright risqué, these mini pages offer ways to take a tiny taste of good-natured fun. More than 50 recipes are accompanied by images of collectible shot glasses and other illustrations.
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The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of X-Rated Gags (Mammoth Book of)
The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes—an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted or easily offended. This unique and up-to-the-minute compendium features thousands of politically incorrect jokes covering every topic from Alzheimer's to Zoos. Among the themes are Accidents, Adultery, Australians, Breasts, Cannibals, Cowboys, Drunks, Farting, Flight Attendants, Foreplay, Honeymoons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Marriage, Masturbation, Nuns, Old age, Orgasms, Parrots, Priests, Sodomy, Surgery, Therapy, and, of course, Viagra.
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X-Rated Bloodsuckers

When Felix Gomez returned from the War in Iraq with a disdain for daylight and a raging thirst for blood, he knew he couldn't settle for an ordinary 9-to-5 job. So after his discharge, the newly undead ex-infantryman chose the career that he felt best suited his vampiric tendencies: private detective.

Now he's been approached by sexy porn star Katz Meow, who wants Felix to investigate the murder of her once-equally agile friend and fellow toiler in the video sex-biz, Roxy Bronze. But his investigation into L.A.'s hardcore jungle is turning into a triple x-rated nightmare populated by hot babes, sleazy producers, sleazier politicians, sham evangelicals, and fanatical secret societies. And here on the seamy underside of Tinseltown, “immortal” doesn't necessarily mean “unkillable.”

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Rated: X-Mas
Twice Blessed by Rachel Bo Jenny's brief, sexy encounter with the Blake brothers seven years ago made her blood boil. She made them a promise, but she's forgotten Now these determined brothers will stop at nothing to make her keep it. Christmas Noir by Barbara Karmazin A cop and her partner. The beautiful hermaphrodite they both desire. A serial killer out for blood. Performer Shannon McNal faces love and death on Christmas Day. Spiritual Noelle by Jet Mykles Noelle's set herself a challenge for Christmas. Win Daniel for herself, convince him there's more between him and Jake than just friendship and bring them all together into one happy menage. If her sister can do it, why can't she?.
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The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes: Over 1,000 Sick, Filthy and X-Rated Jokes
There are some jokes that can never be repeated in front of one’s mother. That doesn’t mean the jokes aren’t funny. Generally it means they're laugh-out -loud hilarious! And The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes offers the biggest, baddest, badassest collection of these off-color quips. Guided by the philosophy that nothing is too raw as long as it’s funny, this book celebrates, revels and rolls around in the dirty fun like a pig in its own…oh, you know.
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Birch in the Boudoir
You will readily believe that the letters you are about to read were never intended for publication They were lately exchanged between a handsome, lusty young gentleman of some thirty summers and a mischievously pretty beauty who had just completed her nineteenth year. As the letters themselves will show, both these friends are persons of the finest breeding and the most amiable liveliness of mind.

I have known handsome Charlie and pretty Lizzie for long enough to assure you that the events which this correspondence relates are utterly worthy of belief. After several months of my urging them, they have at last placed these papers in my hands with full permission to communicate them to the world. They make one stipulation, with which any sensible man or woman must concur: the full names and titles of my young friends are not revealed.

Do you deplore their reticence? Let me tell you then that both Charles and Lizzie are persons of some consequence. So, alas, the most fearful scandal might result from a too impetuous revelation of their identities. Let me say only that the father of our hero is entered in Burke's Peerage, while our heroine was presented at court in the second summer of the new King's reign. If you have the curiosity and diligence, you may thus infer their names from the peerage, the court circular, and the details of the letters themselves.

I will not detain you a moment longer than need be from the amorous frolics and ingenious orgies which these two friends witnessed. .
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Plantation Heat
Before the emancipation of the slaves, my father, who was of English origin, owned vast and rich plantations in the Antilles. It was on one of them that I was born. At my baptism, I was given the name of Regine.

I do not believe that my readers will be interested in my infancy with such details as my first tooth and my childhood diseases. The first event that pertains to my subject occurred when I was sixteen years old, and I remember it as if it were yesterday.

At that time, I was given to the care of a Negress named Dora whose sole task was to look after me. Through her, I learned that my mother who died shortly after giving me birth was nothing but a favourite slave. It seems that she was a rare beauty with a complexion almost as white as that of a European woman. Dora told me that I looked very much like her.

I should mention that my nurse was very learned in herbs. She boasted that with her knowledge, she could cure any ailment known to man.

One herb that she often picked during our strolls she used in place of tea. It also possessed soporific powers. I remember always falling into a delicious sleep right after she gave me a cup of the brew.

One evening, she prepared the beverage, but I noticed it had a more penetrating odour than usual. Perhaps because of my stomach, it had a disagreeable taste. When she was not looking, I started to empty the contents of the cup in a flower pot, but she caught me. At her insistence, I did manage to get a few drops down.

The need I had for sleep undoubtedly came from the brew, but it seemed weaker for I woke up after only a few hours. Moonbeams were shining through the curtain into my room. By their light, I was able to make out the clock face. It was just a little after midnight.

I felt nervous and feverish. I put my hand on my cunt. I found the two lips and the satiny mons veneris. With my finger, I gently rubbed the crevice that separated them. I could smell a delightful scent emanating from it. I felt it half open under my fondling. It seemed to me that this organ I had just discovered was intimately and mysteriously bound to my life, to the very source of my being. At that time, I was ignorant of the marvellous key which, when inserted, starts the mysterious action.

But now that the veil had been partially lifted, my curiosity was all the more whetted. Also, many things I had only guessed at before became clearer. I made up my mind to find all I could about the subject.

I was lying in bed, wrapped up in those thoughts, when a low whistle caught my attention. Dora also had heard it, for she quickly got up and whispered: “Is that you, Dandy?”

The whistle was repeated.

“It's all right for you to come in,” she said. “The child is dead to the world.”

A dark form appeared at the window. I recognised him. He was an overseer, a good-looking mulatto who was known to be a passionate admirer of Dora. He took her in his arms and gave her a long kiss.

“Are you sure the girl is sound asleep? I'd like to take a look at that little cunt of hers,” he said.

“Of course she's asleep. My herb tea never fails.”

Walking on tiptoe, the mulatto approached my bed. Gently he lifted the sheets and slipped his hand between my thighs. I pretended that I was asleep, although I found it hard to remain motionless. His fingers were tickling me. Soon I experienced that pleasure I had before. For fear that the delightful sensation would stop, I kept myself rigid as a rock.

“What an adorable little cunt she has,” he commented. “Do you know, Dora, I'd like to be the first to pluck that enticing flower.”.
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X Rated Nun: Woman of Integrity
Jane Kelly gives a unique glimpse of what goes on behind convent walls. She tells of her journey from birth to her decision to enter the convent and details her 58 years in the convent. Culminating to a difficult and painful decision to leave the convent. Her choice was based on her desire to continue to minister to the poor and homeless at Plowshares Community Dining Room which she founded in 1983. Her heart would not allow her to leave her poor and homeless friends to seek a comfortable life at the mother house in San Francisco. Sister Jane’s heart is with the homeless her desire is to spend her life with the poor. This work could not be done at the Mother house. She realizes that she has a prime opportunity to serve the homeless and poor in Ukiah, CA. She states I will be here until they carry me out in a body bag..
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Raising a G-Rated Family in an X-Rated World
Timely and extremely practical, Raising a G-Rated Family in an X-Rated World addresses the most relevant and disturbing topics facing parents today, providing cures for much of what ails families. From dealing with toddlers to assisting teens to find direction and make solid, responsible choices, the book's wisdom is backed with tips and tools that make it possible to immediately put the principles into practice. Parents will find added rewards of improved communication and greater discipline - all in an environment of love, respect and enjoyment in their homes. Filled with real-life examples, Raising a G-Rated Family in an X-Rated World is proven and sound, while still being fun and easy to implement - with tools like the Hug Card, the Band-Aid Magnet and the Family Report Card.

Gerald R. Molen, Producer, Schindler's List, Jurassic Park and Minority Report

Brent and Phelicia Hatch have brilliantly created a family guide to raising children...Their insightful treatise on child rearing gives the reader some marvelous revelations of how and why to be involved...A necessary addition to the personal library of all those raising kids.

Dr. Stephen R. Covey, author, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People and The 8th Habit: From Effectiveness to Greatness

What a timely, practical and positive book! This great book teaches you how to take control of the influences around you and, most importantly, how to teach your children to independently make right choices.

Senator Orrin Hatch

As a father of 6 children and a grandfather of 22, I can tell you this is one great practical book of helpful hints, guides and honest suggestions..
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