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Is There a Doctor in the House?

Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .

•How do people in wheelchairs have sex?

•Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?

•Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?

•Why does asparagus make my pee smell?

•Why do old people grow hair on their ears?

•Is the old adage “beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true?

. . . then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is the book for you.

Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, Why Do Men Have Nipples? offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies..
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"One of the things I love most about our 'True Stories' section (and by extension, this book) is that readers are so willing to laugh at themselves--they send in what are sometimes very embarrassing stories, because we all know that that's life, especially when you travel." --Erik Torkells, editor, Budget Travel

From the French-kissing giraffe to the Coke-drinking camel, Budget Travel's "True Stories" feature proves that life when traveling is indeed stranger and funnier than fiction.

Collected by Erik Torkells, editor of Budget Travel magazine, these tales of adventuresome calamity and hilarity are an irresistible read. Over 200 true stories are included.

Stories have been submitted by Budget Travel readers and many feature real and hilarious vacation photographs from their travels. From the couple in Belize who had a chicken lay an egg in their bed while at an eco resort, to the traveler who accidentally set her hair on fire while lighting a prayer candle, this book proves that the best memories come from moments when your trip is less than postcard-perfect..
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Imagine buttonholing a really smart doctor at a cocktail party and asking every odd, icky, or embarrassing question you can think of. And getting the answers! Introducing the Why Do Men Have Nipples? calendar, based on the #1 New York Times bestseller of the same name, with 570,000 copies in print. Here is a truly fascinating year of questions youd like to ask your doctor but never could (at least not before your third martini). Size: 6" w x 5.5" h..
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Nipple clamps may not be standard equipment for all couples, but in this smokin' hot Toy Box, they take center stage. In Dildos, Floggers and Nipple Clamps, Oh My by Vic Winter, Jamie and Derek are two young lovers in a sex shop for the first time. When they knock over a display and stuff anything in their cart just to get out of there, they find nipple clamps very useful. In Disciplinary Measures by Mychael Black Dennis is a office drone by day, and a kinkster by night. When his boss calls him out for being late after a really good night at him with his toys, Dennis thinks he might just have found the top he's looking for. And in A Secret Vice by Syd McGinley, Dr. Fell is back. It's August and he just has the one boy staying with him -- Tommy. When Dr. Fell reminds himself how good nipple play can be, Tommy catches him at it. Will Dr. Fell be able to turn his pleasure into a lesson? Hotter than hot!.
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There are the first-year milestones that everyone talks about--baby's first smile, first steps, and first words--and then there are all the firsts that everyone conveniently forgets to mention The first time you find yourself hanging around the baby store parking lot, waiting for the doors to open so you can make an emergency breast pump purchase. The first time you discover that girls, too, can shoot pee across the changing table when you're least expecting it. And the first time you discover baby poop smeared on your tie moments before you need to leave for work (and it was your wife, not you, who changed the poopy diaper). It's not surprising that firsts like this leave you feeling like you're on your own as a new father, and that perhaps you should've skimmed one or two of your partner's what-to-expect books that appeared everywhere around the house over the course of her pregnancy.

With Nipple Confusion, Uncoordinated Pooping and Spittle: The Life of a Newborn's Father, Roger Friedman wonderfully captures all of his daughter's firsts in an often humorous, sometimes poignant, and occasionally grown-up manner. It's an enjoyable, honest account of the confusing, terrifying, and downright messy world of parenthood. Not only does it give you an idea of what might be in store, it lets you know you've got plenty of company when it comes to all of those firsts you never imagined.

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Confined to a wheel chair, Jay still gets off watching the many beautiful women he glimpses throug his window. Marriage hasn't slowed Adrianna, Linda, and Liz any. (Though, if a married woman plans to fool around, she'd do best to keep her lovers at some distance from her home.) Joanne was a lonely window, until her new African-American neighbours saw to her needs.

The novelette and five short stories in this volume provide hours of good reading..
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This second edition of Doug Frelke's first collection of stories includes a new story, "Sad Country Songs." These stories walk the fine-line of love, from a 15 year-old punk rocker learning to deal with her father's illness, to a sailor coming to terms with his own father's death while delivering death notices for the Navy. Writer Jo-Ann Graziano sums up Whiskey Nipple, saying, "Frelke's stories take us to unfamiliar microcosms that expose the raw heart of human need. We experience the complex tug of life in these stories and yearn for their author to tell us one more.".
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