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The Everything Kids' Joke Book: Side-Splitting, Rib-Tickling Fun (Everything Kids Series)
Not only does The Everything Kids' Joke Book provide children with an endless supply of good, clean jokes, but it also offers tips on how to tell a joke, how to deliver a punch line, and how to get laughs from family and friends! Children will learn: * The world's seven best limericks * Monster jokes. * Nickname games. * Cowboy jokes. * Light bulb jokes. * Knock-knock jokes. * And hundreds more!.
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Everything Kids' Gross Jokes Book: Side-splitting Jokes That Make Your Skin Crawl! (Everything Kids Series)
If you’re up for some side-splitting and stomach-churning laughs, grab The Everything(r) KIDS’ Gross Jokes Book as fast as you can! It’s packed with hundreds of one-liners and knock-knocks to make you turn green!
Make your way through sick sections such as:
  • The Gross-Store
  • There's Grime in my Slime!
  • Everybody Oozes
  • Who Among Us Is a Fungus?
  • Dead Fly Pie
    Chock full of puzzles, games, and activities, The Everything(r) KIDS’ Gross Jokes Book scores a perfect 10 on the Gross-o-meter!

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Consumption
    Consumption who?
    Consumption be done about the fowl odor in here?

    Why did the bacteria cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide.

    Why was the cross-eyed teacher so upset?
    He couldn’t control his pupils.
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  • Splitting Harriet
    Once upon a time, I was a rebel. And I have the tattoo to prove it.

    Then there was the spiked hair–the shade of which changed monthly–“colorful” language that can’t be found in your everyday sixteen-count crayon box, a pack-a-day habit, less-than-modest wardrobe, and an obsession with guitar-trashing, drum-bashing music.

    Did I mention I’m also a preacher’s kid? That’s right. And like the prodigal son after whom I modeled myself, I finally saw the error of my ways and returned to the fold.

    Today my life is all about “lead me not into temptation.” When I’m not serving as Women’s Ministry Director at my father’s church, I’m working at Gloria’s Morning Café. I even have worthy goals, like saving enough money to buy the café, keep my Jelly Belly habit under control, and to never again hurt the people I love. No more parties. No more unsavory activities. And no more motorcycles! You’d think I was finally on the right track.

    But since my dad’s replacement hired a hotshot church consultant to revive our “dying” church, things aren’t working out as planned. And now this “consultant” says I’m in need of a little reviving myself. Just who does this Maddox McCray think he is anyway? With his curly hair that could use a good clipping, tattoo that he makes no attempt to hide, and black leather pants, the man is downright dangerous. In fact, all that’s missing is a motorcycle. Or so I thought… But if he thinks he’s going to take me for a ride on that 1298cc machine of his, he can think again. Harriet Bisset is a reformed woman, and she’s going to stay that way. Even if it kills me!.
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    The Splitting Storm (The Storm Series #1)
    Unsatisfied with the police investigation of his brother's murder, FBI agent Mick Kline embarks on a journey to discover the truth. A young blind woman holds the key, but her fear for her own life keeps her silent. Readers will be gripped by the suspense and moved by the underlying themes of faith and spiritual blindness in this novel by up-and-coming author Rene Gutteridge..
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    Mel Bay Splitting the Licks
    Leads the banjo player step-by-step through working out songs for the five-string banjo from basic melodies in both Scruggs/bluegrass style and melodic/chromatic style. Each section contains exercises and examples for improvising. Furthermore, this book teaches how to arrange music based on concepts of combining rolls and licks. Janet Davis' books are praised because they teach so well! This is one of her finest. In tablature..
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    Splitting Heirs: Giving Money & Things to Your Children Without Ruining Their Lives
    Finish well. That is what we are called to do in Scripture, but where will our money and possessions finish? The Bible has the principles that provide answers to the challenge of parenting and passing along an in heritage. Within the next decade, over ONE TRILLION DOLLARS will change hands from one generation to the next. Individuals with adult children will need to transfer that wealth without ruining their heirs' lives.Ron Blue, an authority on personal and business finance, will help:~Identify exactly how much money would be transferred were the reader to die today~Identify the need for creating a will~Identify tax-wise financial planning~Teach the way to leave money without creating an unhealthy dependence
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    Stock Split Secret$: Profiting from a Powerful, Predictable, Price-Moving Event
    Stock Split Secrets: Profiting From A Powerful, Predictable, Price-Moving Event is about making phenomenal money in the stock market! If you have a desire to trade in the stock market, this book is your ticket to success Stock Splits Secrets is witty, fun, comprehensive, and a must read for anyone building wealth. No matter what trading or investing strategy you use now, or plan to use in the future, you can dramatically increase your earnings by adding the power of stock splits..
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    Splitting the Second : The Story of Atomic Time
    Until the 1950s timekeeping was based on the apparent motion of the Sun that in turn reflected the rotation of the Earth on its axis. But the Earth does not turn smoothly By the 1940s it was clear that the length of the day fluctuated unpredictably and with it the length of the second. Astronomers wanted to redefine the second in terms of the motions of the Moon and the planets. Physicists wanted to dispense with astronomical time altogether and define the second in terms of the fundamental properties of atoms. The physicists won. The revolution began in June 1955 with the operation of the first successful atomic clock and was complete by October 1967 when the atomic second ousted the astronomical second as the international unit of time. Splitting the Second: The Story of Atomic Time presents the story of this revolution, explaining how atomic clocks work, how more than 200 of them are used to form the world's time, and why we need leap seconds. The book illustrates how accurate time is distributed around the world and what it is used for. It concludes with a look at the future of timekeeping..
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