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Zippety Zinger (Hank Zipzer, 4)
Inspired by the true life experiences of Henry Winkler, whose undiagnosed dyslexia made him a classic childhood underachiever, the Hank Zipzer series is about the high-spirited and funny adventures of a boy with learning differences.

PS 87 is having multicultural week, and Ms. Adolf's class is putting on a "Foods From Around the World" luncheon. Hank makes enchiladas, and at the luncheon, Ms. Adolf piles her plate with lots of food. But after a few bites, her face turns bright red-one of the dishes is super-spicy! Ms. Adolf accuses someone of playing a mean practical joke and punishes the entire class with no recess until the guilty party comes forward. Hank realizes his trouble with numbers might have caused the problem-what if he accidentally used three cups of peppers instead of 1/3 cup? Will Hank be able to get recess back for everyone without getting detention for the rest of his life?

Illustrated by Carol Heyer..
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The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners: Over 8,000
The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners contains the ultimate, most comprehensive compendium of humor ever compiled From shaggy-dog stories to jokes for roasts and toasts, virtually every form of verbal humor on a whole raft of topics is represented in this not totally politically correct—but always diverting—collection of ticklers and howlers for any occasion. Humorous quotations, epigrams and epitaphs, limericks, and puns also appear among the volume's thousands of entries categorized by topic. This format makes the book an easily accessible as well as invaluable companion to speechmakers for events great and small—meeting the needs of both the maiden aunt looking for a wholesome joke to relate at a golden wedding anniversary and the best man who needs a blue one for the bachelor party. Providing more than 10,000 choices, this mammoth book even offers would-be wolves on the prowl pick-up lines—at the same time that it offers some snappy comebacks and a few ribald ripostes for the reluctant or disinterested prey.
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Hank Zipzer: The Zippity Zinger (Hank Zipzer)
Hank Zipzer wants to be number one, not the one who always gets it wrong. A likeable, struggling hero that readers will adore. It's time for the annual Olympiad: the most anticipated day of the school year! When Hank Zipzer is chosen as his team's softball pitcher, the pressure is on. Can Hank lead his team to victory - even though he thinks he's the worst athlete in the history of the world?.
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The Complete Book of Zingers (Complete Book Of... (Tyndale House Publishers))
Volumes in the "Complete Book of" series are an excellent resource for any home library or for pastors and lay leaders to use for sermon preparation, small group, and Sunday school.

The Complete Book of Zingers is a collection of amusing one-sentence sermons, proverbs, adages, illustrations, dictums, and truisms..
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The Funniest Jokes From the World's Best Comedians
Zingers abound in this collection of more than 1,200 jokes from America's most beloved and most controversial comedians. Quips culled from the comic minds of Woody Allen, Paula Poundstone, Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld, Janeane Garofalo and Chris Rocks amongs hundres of others..
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How to Write What You Want and Sell What You Write: A Complete Guide to Writing and Selling Everything from Ads to Zingers in the Proper Professional
How to Write What You Want & Sell What You Write is one of two books Skip Press has written for writers He has recently completed the Writers Guide to Hollywood Producers, Directors and Screenwriting Agents. His class in the UCLA Extension Writers Program has given his students a high success rate in selling their own works. .
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You Know I Wouldn't Say This If I Didn't Love You (How to Defend Yourself Against Verbal Zaps amd Zingers)
In her wittiest and most insightful book yet, best-selling author, commentator, and lecturer Jennifer James provides us with the tools we need to defend ourselves from-and laugh at-the absurd and harmful things we say to each other. She shows us the difference between "constructive" criticism and real encouragement, and tells how we can break the cycle of being critical of ourselves, our children, relatives, friends, colleagues, and strangers. She gives us a way to handle the relative who zaps us with a "that's a great looking dress, dear, too bad they didn't have your size." Or the co-worker who says, "I really admire your doing the kind of work you do. My pride would get in the way." Filled with nitty-gritty advice for both the giver and getter of criticism, James handily confronts the reality that we are part of a cultural tradition that constantly hands out verbal slugs to people. Her book helps us to develop the skills to evaluate and dispose of those critical remarks that can hurt us so unnecessarily, reminding us at all times that one of the best weapons against criticism is a sense of humor..
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